Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Hail Kanti Shah

Existence of forces is Dual in nature: Not surprisingly The west got speilberg and we(Indians) were blessed with Kanti Shah. To be the best is one thing and to be the Emperor of crap is another. If Bollywood wasn't churning out enough Crap as it is Kanti Joined the Bandwagon.

Below is a list of his contribution to humanity:

Sheela ki Jawani (2010) | Lage Raho Partner (2009) | Gabbar Singh (2007) | Free Entry (21 April 2006) | Marna Zaroori Hai (2006) | Angoor (4 November 2005) | Garam (11 February 2005) | Darwaza (26 September 2003) (Released) | Shaadi Basanti ki Honeymoon Gabbar ka (2002) | Duplicate Sholay ( 2002) | Meri Jung Ka Elaan (2000) | Daku Ramkali (2000) | Jallad No.1 (2000) | Gunda (1998) | Munnibai (1999) | Loha (1997) | Rangbaaz (1996) | Veer (1995) | Aag Aandhi Aur Toofan (1994) | DrEeshu- Ek Anokhi Pyaari Kahaani (2010) 


Kanti shah should be nicknamed KRANTI shah or fostering in an era of fantasy porn and letting his wife be the front woman of all his creations... WoW WoW - liberal, New age, Broadminded film-maker

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Bollywood Disections-An Introduction

BOLLYWOOD
Everything about the word and the world inside
-loads o crap
-insane fight scenes
-Tears for every occasion
-Anything and Everything for love
-Revenge
-Jealousy
-Music
-Hatred
-MORE LOVE
-shy love
-all the hollywood rip offs
-Pot belled hunks romancing 16 year olds -->NOT Bollywood that is tollywood
-Friendship
-betrayal
-Money


all of this and more has inspired Hindi cinema since inception
a mad take and some cheap-shots at each coming sooooon