Russell Peters was spot on when he said a Bollywood hero gets shot in Delhi and dies somewhere in chennai, and its not like he walks there ... he's dying along the way...
Most bolly actors can easily digest and recover from more bullets than Arnold Schwarzenegger did in Terminator. I mean who needs Science Fiction? Our actors can do it with
determination alone.
determination alone.
Everyone who thinks Tom Hanks saved some private called Ryan,
Should bare in mind: Suneil Shetty is taking offence, This man
blew up a Tank single handedly that too after being shot some
seven hundred and thirty six times he still managed to walk upto
a tank with an anti tank mine and strategically place
the explosive, WOW!! Granted they were fighting in different
seven hundred and thirty six times he still managed to walk upto
a tank with an anti tank mine and strategically place
the explosive, WOW!! Granted they were fighting in different
terrains but still a desert is a lot more nasty than an urban
landscape and SunEEl deserves a special seat in valor circles.
landscape and SunEEl deserves a special seat in valor circles.
The Difference really is Tom Hanks was Saving Private Ryan
with a bunch of other soldiers-
TEAMWORK;
while in BORDER case Suneil was Just the trailer of the Indian arsenal
hiding the real Weapon of Mass Destruction --> Sunny Deol
the duo eventually blew up an entire tank thrust. With a little air support
the duo eventually blew up an entire tank thrust. With a little air support
manage to barge into uninvited international affairs and make
movies out of it. None the less they do a good job of keeping it
technically sound. Not bad!!! Sylvester Stallone alone fought in
all major US wars, despite the perpetual confusion on which side
he belonged to, he flamboyantly managed to beat the bad guys
with Bows and Arrows ( Now, I'm beginning to wonder if he went
back to Afghanistan to make Rambo 5 He'd have to shoot that
kid he gave his pendant to in Rambo 3), Old is Gold I say!!!
Not Bad the Dude still used Weapons and fought on war fronts.
Nothing like Sunnny Paaji though, Think about it an unarmed
lethargic Punjabi munda had himself smuggled to Pakistan,
Fought their Bureaucracy with an Uprooted hand pump
( I wonder what a hand Pump was doing outside a parliament house?
Maybe it was to say -Pakistan is still stoneage)
Annihilated the entire army chasing him with horses, Jeeps,
Helicopters, UFOs and determined hatred and still managed to
smuggle his wife and kid back to India. :(
This kind of action would put Leonidas the King of Sparta to shame,
He had 300 warriors to fight an army.
We had ONE WMD fight a Nation
(all parts of the government machinery included)
It would be brain crunching
to predict what Runs through the minds of our movie makers?
But so long as it sells Who cares??
To Summarize the difference between Holly and Bolly:
Hollywood banks on How to depict technology and strategy to
translate Fantasies to believable facts
Bollywood on the other end simply relies on the
BICEPS of the Character playing HERO!!!