Why is Delhi/Noida the rape capital of India? Every week there has to be a rape/molestation case reported in TOI. Not too sure if this has to do anything with the qutub minar's physical location being delhi and Delhites interpretation of it being any different from known historians butMy gut feeling says maybe some men in Delhi have an extra testicle or probably they simply rub testosterone on their parathas every morning.
Here is the little summary:
Everyone without a penis from an MD to a maid,
who does not wish to get laid even after being offered to get paid,
will get raped! Fuck Sad!
2012 and the fucking capital is unsafe for women despite having sheela dixit and sonia gandhi out there. Cmon Rapists... while most of the country danced to sheela ki jawani and you are my Sonia you took it quite literally dint you?
(note: Names have been used in small case to intentionally showcase disrespect. Come get me sibal my fellow kabootars are waiting for target bombing practice against hostile guerrillas )). I dint want to list down the week on week cases as reported, but if you've been reading you knw what i'm saying.
I wonder if they have tweaked the pledge for delhi boys schools to sound like:
India is my country all Indians are my brothers and sisters,
but God cant help the fact that I dont mind being a painnchod and the rest ka kya karna hai???
Sorry delhi boys, god gave you bulk, fair skin and stuble stretching down to your pubes but when you try your google translate empowered punjabi pick up lines it kinda negates the desired effect. If you think your dick is mighty enough lets talk to the defense ministry to introduce a Lund regiment for you guys where you stab the bad guys with your most misused organ.
The horniness in delhi couldn't escape fiction either. How the fuck in hell would an ugly looking paunchy guy get the balls to nail a moderately hot professor's daughter at his residence? I'm talking about chetan bhagat's 5 point some one- it had to be in IIT-Delhi. Granted the girl too was involved but for those who have under life threat or voluntarily read the book know that chetan's protagonist always had the intention to have sex while the girl who had lost her brother was looking at filling in the void.
Where does the love for vagina end? Seemingly never. Its like if you rape a lady figure proportionate to your social stature its simple sex but if you exceed your aukad then we call it rape. So we hear Driver rapes BPO employee, school Girl raped by college boys, 53 year old raped and killed by servant etc.
Without prejudice the chauvinism has been carried forward to the larger lady figure our very own Bharat mata and Delhi has relentlessly fucked everything of national interest. Kalmadi did his best to rape the Common wealth games but the media foiled what the CIA couldn't. Thats one, for extra knowledge you must google for reasons beyond mere scoring high at Group discussions for entry into MBA colleges.
Generally Delhi would rank high on horniness, globally. The number of rapes and the brutality of each is as good as the pre Ice age form of living known to man.
By the way Delhi ain't that bad. The infrastructure is an example for the rest of India. I mean where else can you possibly rape some one in a moving Car with fucked up roads. So kudos! Till you rot hell!
I support this man's views. So should you.
For any delhite reading this. In your defense you might want to quote stats of other states but thats not the point Im making. Unless TOI is making shit up you know what Im trying to say.
